"POLITICAL STRATEGIST" - MY ASS

 Every floozie in a discount Calvin Klein dress from Marshall's and pair of fake pearls is now a "political strategist" on MSNBC. Who are these chicks fucking to become these "strategist" because nothing great every really comes out of their lip-glossed mouth. People like Chris Matthews, Rachel Maddow, Chris Hayes have worked in trenches and have gravitas. But who are all these other screaming chicks? If they can be on TV, it can't be all that hard. TV would be lucky to have someone with my looks and education. I wouldn't even have to say anything - people would be just happy to look at me. I should become a Labor Political Strategist and discuss the ruthless and exploitative temp market and expose the pimps - i.e. recruiting agencies.

UNCLE NED - THE SERIAL RACIST

Every holiday season we have to see Uncle Ned - some fourth cousin on Dad's side. The two could not be more different. While Dad was a well travelled cosmopolite who had seen how the other half lives, Uncle Ned is a cold isolationist - never venturing outside the U.S. or even the blue-blooded WASP community. Although he has a penis, Uncle Ned is really a mean old woman in menopause. His mission in old age has become to publicly humiliate minorities. 

Just the other day we met up with some friends from work at  a party and this Hispanic cancer doctor at Mt Sinai, husband of one of my co-workers, grabbed a drink off the bar. Uncle Ned who was a mile away began acting as though this guy had cut in front of me and began heaving and huffing and saying "EXCUSE ME" in an exaggerated gentlemanly way as though to point out to the rest of the gathering look how refined at I am even when pushed aside by a unbred brown man. Then he made eye contact with the rest of the white people there and smiled knowingly and most of them smiled back in support. The poor doctor just sputtered and apologized and turned as red - as much as he could under that brown skin!

Then he pulled the same shit on some Indian woman in the supermarket. She too apologized and looked sheepish under the withering gaze of Uncle Ned and all the old white people around.

But Uncle Ned finally got his comeuppance on day on the bus as he tried to make some professional African woman feel bad about herself - again starting the "EXCUSE ME" routine as she walked the aisle acting as though she was not leaving room for anyone else although there was half a mile between the two of them. I don't know what this bitch was on [good for her, though] but she just said as loud as she could "Shut the fuck up you mean old Queen." That shut Uncle Ned up for a while as well as the all the old white people who were so looking forward to looking at each other and smiling at the foibles of some minority. They all went back to their iphones or rubbing their genitals under their overcoats. But I know he will start again. Such an embarrassment. I wish he would just limit his racist tirades to the confines of the living room as we all do.

WHY IS OBAMA THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT?

Isn't is kind of racist to keep calling Prez. Obama the first black president? Isn't he equal parts white. Why does no one recognize his whiteness and just his blackness? Am I the only one who thinks like this?

Now, don't call me a minority lover. But it doesn't make sense.

We liberal whites are patting ourselves on the back and keep mouthing "we elected the first black president, the first black president" about a million times a day. All while that phrase itself is loaded with racism. We don't we say we elected the first "biracial president."